Ha ha, so this TuNesday I'm back with something pretty specialised... I have been DYING to bring up this young-gun with ya'll but TuNesday's have been so hectic what with Creative Cousins and Essex Adventures there just hasn't been time to discuss this curious nut.
Courtney Stodden
Who? I only know about this bratty-child because I'm an avid reader of the Mail Online, when she makes a headline it's pretty hard to ignore.
Think:
- Walking the dogs with stripper heels - (note the ever present spilling toes.)
- Double-take poses of the provocative, ridiculous & uncomfortable variety.
Now, I'm not an internet perve but when an unbalanced 17 year old makes a well-noted splash across the tabloids, I just cannot resist a quick glimpse. The first time I became aware of lil-Court was during her pumpkin patch adventure, where picking a pumpkin turned into an ex-rated affair. A great turn of events for the Cali-papz, especially when Court and hubby got kicked out for indecent behaviour.
You may have noticed my use of "hubby"? This is because Courtney is a child bride; married (at age 16) to 51 year old actor Doug Hutchison (The Green Mile). Total gross-alert! This is why and how the young lass has ridden to seed-filled fame.
I'm aware that the tone of my writing is not all that positive and I really am not setting out to be mean... It's just tough to talk about this chick and her beau without words like:
- Misguided
- Gross
- Unhinged
Springing to mind... I actually quite "like" her, in the same sort of way that I LIKED Anna Nicole Smith, she has a vulnerability and an appealing air-of-sorts.
Her husband on the other hand seems utterly vile, giving the appearance of a heavily strung out loser manipulating his 15 minutes... Triple yuck.
Back to Stodden
The reason for Miss Courtney Stodden appearing on a TuNesday post is that this young girl aspires to act/sing (- she does it all bien sûr.) I've not yet had the pleasure of seeing her act BUT I have seen her sing... And it really is très amusant!
So, there you go guys, if you didn't know about this teen - now you do. If you don't give one iota I don't blame you.
However, if like me you find this creature a little fascinating, here is another interesting vid of an even younger Courtney dancing/miming to Christina Aguilera's "Candyman".
