This week has already reached its middle - crazy fast. I've not worn a scrap of makeup since Saturday soir, this is not in a:
My skin is glowing and I look so fab I don't need it way
But more in a:
Let me just be a heinous patchy mess, leave me alone
Working from my sofa means that I don't have to get up, pick out outfits and paint my face. Hello green grass over there... You wish you didn't have to get up early and do these things I wish I had the need to and round we go in swings & roundabouts.
Oh and lets not even get started on the eyebrow/s that is/are now taking up around 90% of my face. Anyway on to a little bit of a piece...
Finally got round to catching up on Geordie Shore, first season so I'm way behind... Love it of course, the more crude & pointless these reality shows get the more I seem to enjoy them. Oddly or not over the first few episodes I have developed a growing crush on womanizer Gaz. What is it with this sleaze-filled charmer?
I mean seriously girls? This is def one of those for the: Moment of Feeble Mindedness Boy Crush Archives. In general Gary Beadle would serve as a good example of what I find unattractive in a man, from the animated pic above I have pulled out the following unappealing traits:
- Low cut top
- Sh*t haircut
- Swearing & belittling language
- Aggressive gestures
- Fake tan/sunbed
- Possible eyebrow wax/shape
However, you can take all these throw up traits wrap them up and burn them, because if Geordie Shore's Gaz was stood in front of me right now quoting "That girl is the most annoying f*cking little person I have ever met in my whole entire life."
I'd be in there like swimwear.